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Known Phases of Leonardo Leonardo's Plan For The Town Of Leonardo
Phase 1
Turn the town into a domed pleasure resort town where the people will work underground as mindless slave drones and live off the crumbs of the rich.
 
Phase 3
Flooding the underground and drowning all the workers.
 
Phase 4
An army of robot workers replace the slaves.
 
Phase 5
An army of highly intelligent apes move in to quell the robot insurrection.
 
Phase 24
Virus, not affecting anyone in the dome, destroys all the chickens.
 
Phase 39
Robot chickens to get eggs.
 
Phase 63
Dome launches in to space and nukes the earth from orbit; the only way to be sure.