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What did the Edgeguys do the day after Valentine's Day?

1.

Felt really bad about picking up that little red haired girl right in front of that bald kid in the black & yellow striped shirt.

2.

Tried to eat the chocolate covered Marvel Mini Bust boss gave me.

3.

Realized that I REALLY DO LOVE booze and should not have started that fight with it.

4.

Wondered who that hot goth chick went home with, cause it wasn't me!

5.

Felt depressed that no one sent me a Valentine, and then convinced myself that Valentine's Day was just another stupid holiday Hallmark made up and there probably wasn't even a real St. Valentine anyway.

6.

Woke up next to somebody wearing Strangers in Paradise underwear, ran like heck.