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12/16/2005

 

Top Ten Things Every Customer Should Know About The Upcoming 2006 New Year Sale

10)

It is January 8th, 2006 at the South location. See our web site or ask an Edgeguy for details.

9)
Extra scary Edgeguy Chris is working counter this year. Depending on how much you spend and if you ask extra nice, he may show you his “secret” tattoos.
8)
Great deals on basement back issues. This year, if you are lucky , Kurt Wood himself (instead of one of his underlings) might help you fill those want lists.
7)
25% off everything in stock, including comic storage supplies!
6)
First prize in the main drawing is a $500 Edge shopping spree. Ask John how to spend it!
5)
All-u-can-eat-but-you-cannot-eat-that-much fudge. Unconfirmed reports of peanut butter flavored fudge this year.
4)
Hottie Edgechick Diane will be working counter and promises to “smell extra purdy” this year.
3)
Please do not chant, “jump…jump…jump” while waiting in line to enter the sale as Steve stands on the roof. Instead, make him dance for nickels.
2)
For every $100 you spend, you get an entry in the Avengers #1 drawing.
and the number 1...
1)
As expected, all chicks wearing only 1 piece of a 2-piece Fantastic Four bikini get their admission comped by the SYSOP.
 

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