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11/08/2005 |
| Top Ten Reasons There Wasn’t A Top Ten Last Month. |
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Programming glitch… lousy Smarch. |
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SYSOP almost placed on waivers by Steve. |
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Contemplated switch to more efficient Top Eight. |
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Smugly waiting for John Steib’s Top Ten… as he often claims HE wrote it. |
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Steve ordered office budget cuts… "so long Top Ten!" |
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I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! It wasn't my fault, I swear to god! |
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Steve decided the “Top Ten Reasons To Stalk Collector’s Edge East Hot Manager Chick Diane” was inappropriate after all. |
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Suspected outbreak of deadly Hantavirus shut down Edge Office for days. Later found out Steve merely had bad gas. |
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Finally settled that Letterman guy’s lawsuit. |
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While delivering new secret animated Top Ten, the Mad Serb “stopped off for quick one”. We thought we would never see the secret animated Top Ten again… until it appeared on a Soviet Comic Shop website and the Mad Serb mysteriously had an unlimited supply of Vodka. |
