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09/13/2005 |
| Top Ten things the Edgeguys are doing in preparation for DC Comics upcoming Infinite Crisis event. |
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Warning customers to "add it now, before it is too late", while making an eerie, scary sound. |
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Attending every Crisis Counseling session on DC web site. |
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Getting back on Atkins diet to trim down to fighting weight be ready for increased sales. |
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Pushing out the last of the House of M Limited Editions to make room for the Infinite Crisis Limited Editions. |
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Studying up on pre-Crisis DC continuity and multiple Earths, because it’s all coming back, baby. |
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Trying to score with hot tattooed Goth chick, telling her "the crisis is coming and we do not have much time left". |
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Starting rumors, like Tim Drake will be the new Blue Beetle, Power Girl dies in Superman's arms on one of the covers, and Tula the Aquagirl never died! |
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Hiding under some coats, hoping it all passes by quickly. |
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Dusting off "I survived the DC Crisis" pin from the 80s, knowing full well it would return as a fashion statement. |
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Starting letter campaign to make DC include Captain Carrot and his Amazing Zoo Crew earth (Earth-C) in this Infinite Crisis, as it was sorely neglected in the last. Don’t even get me started on Earth-C-Minus, the home of the Justa Lotta Animals. |
