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02/18/2005 |
| Top 10 Motivational Speeches Given By Steve |
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10) |
Repeatedly and annoyingly says, “C'mon... pleeeease… I'll be your friend…” |
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Once said he had hidden a bacon-wrapped $5 bill somewhere in the comics to be filed and whoever found it first (by filing) could keep it. |
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Shakes his first and declares we can replaced by monkeys if need be. |
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Made us an offer we couldn't refuse; money & booze. |
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“Some Sysop… first simple impossible task I request and he crumbles. Ya know, Chief Engineer Scotty would never have said it couldn't be done… would he? Would he?” |
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Secretly remarks to the guys that Diane could do it faster and better, and are we going to let a girl be better than us? And then secretly remarks to Diane that the guys claimed she probably couldn't handle it, being a chick an all. |
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Threatened to cancel the Feats Of Strength portion of Festivus. |
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Told us to: now go do… that voodoo… that you do… so well… |
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Steak dinners for all and a nice salad for Diane. |
and the number 1...
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“Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya.” |
