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Top 10 conversation snippets a customer might over hear when eavesdropping outside the package control office

...so that's when I kilt him, yer honor...
Increase package system processing to 102%! She won't hold, I tell ya, the engines are already strung up like a Christmas tree on the Fourth o' July.
...you know the rules and we follow rules around here; two men enter, one man leaves.
I am scared and have to go home now; I think I made the mad Serb more mad than usual. I mean really really mad, not the usual really mad.
Oh, when you said he sleeps with the fishes I thought you meant something completely different.
I really don't think it would be OK if you walked around naked after hours. Sheesh.
He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
Man, this is one wacky game show!
Why yes. I did notice that Edgeguy Diane is a chick.
and the number 1...
OK, lets figure this out. We way over discounted back issues for the New Year Sale, don't have time to adjust and stand to lose a lot of profit, right? So what. The customers will never know unless you put it in the Top Ten or something stupid like that.