On Line |
09/24/2004 |
TOP 10 "New Duties" assigned to Diane she suspects were never really anyone's duties before she was hired. |
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10) |
Rub Steve's shoulders while he does paperwork. |
9) |
Re-stock the soda cooler. |
8) |
Instead of the standard Edgeguy salute, she has to curtsey and say, "As you wish". |
7) |
Bake cookies. |
6) |
Clean bathrooms. |
5) |
Clean in between comic racks. |
4) |
Handle the food and drink prep for the monthly "tea and crumpets" Sunday luncheon. |
3) |
Wash at least two of Steve's four vehicles a week and mow the grass at one of his houses once a week. |
2) |
Roll the drunken Mad Serb over so he does not swallow own tongue. |
and the number 1...
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1) |
Stand outside the South shop holding a sign that reads "Hey Guys, comics!" while wearing a Black Canary costume. |