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09/24/2004

 

TOP 10 "New Duties" assigned to Diane she suspects were never really anyone's duties before she was hired.

10)
Rub Steve's shoulders while he does paperwork.
9)
Re-stock the soda cooler.
8)
Instead of the standard Edgeguy salute, she has to curtsey and say, "As you wish".
7)
Bake cookies.
6)
Clean bathrooms.
5)
Clean in between comic racks.
4)
Handle the food and drink prep for the monthly "tea and crumpets" Sunday luncheon.
3)
Wash at least two of Steve's four vehicles a week and mow the grass at one of his houses once a week.
2)
Roll the drunken Mad Serb over so he does not swallow own tongue.
and the number 1...
1)
Stand outside the South shop holding a sign that reads "Hey Guys, comics!" while wearing a Black Canary costume.
 

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