On Line |
09/03/2004 |
Top 10 Things Steve said to convince the Edgeguys that hiring a female wouldn't upset the delicate balance and natural order of things at the Edge. |
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We could use a few more broads around here. |
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She is probably smarter than most of us anyway. She knows all those "woman" tricks. |
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Stupid ERA enforcement penalties. Besides, she has small hands and can easily clean in between the comic racks. |
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Well, I need SOMEONE to read and explain chick books to me. |
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No, you do not have to change the EdgeGUY logo to EdgePERSONS or have to change the color of anything to pink. |
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If she wears a fake mustache no one will even know. |
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The office could use a woman's touch... and so could the Mad Serb! |
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Well maybe you should have thought of that BEFORE you all took off for Wizard World and I had to use monkeys to fill in! |
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It will be nice to see someone else, besides Kurt, wear the Supergirl outfit to the annual Collector's Edge Sadie Hawkins dance. |
and the number 1...
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We can call her nicknames like "Cupcake" and "Pumpkin". |