10) Slide hand in pants waistband while sitting on couch.
 9) Purchase Collector's Edge holiday gift certificates for entire family.
 8) Finish eating stolen trick-or-treater candy.
 7) Log on to Atkins website to count all the carbs you just ate.
 6) Finish writing New Year Sale trivia questions.
 5) Give proper thanks for Star Trek.
 4) Make turkey sandwich. mmmmmmmmm turkey sandwich
 3) Reread Watchmen.
 2) Start pouring nightcaps.

and the number one...

 1) Dodge boring after-dinner talk with obscure relatives by excusing yourself to go to the Edge and catch up on filing, but really watch movies on the shop's DVD player.