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07/18/2003

 

Top 10 epitaphs for an Edgeguy tombstone


10) Born. Read Comics. Died.
 9) Pepperoni & Cheese
 8) At least I do not have to work tomorrow...
 7) Beloved EdgeGuy, Husband, & Father
 6) Rogman. Died while eating bacon. Died happy.
 5) I was not even supposed to be there that day...
 4) Here lies an Edgeguy, died while eating pie.
 3) mmmmmm....., afterlife....
 2) Unknown Edgeguy

and the number 1...

 1) Honored edgeguy, his sandwich making skills will be missed.

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