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06/20/2003

 

Top Reasons Fanboy Kyle came home from college


10) missed the "cuddling with Rogman" sessions 
 9) nothing better to do
 8) addicted to South basement smell
 7) wants to show off his superior education
         [To which Steve replied, "get downstairs and file, basement-boy"]
 6) gone for 8 months, only missed 1 issue of Daredevil. Yes!
 5) South basement rats wrote that they missed him
 4) ran out of money
 3) the chick that "looks like Wondergirl" he was stalking went home for summer
 2) felt he left the Titans and Legion filing just not right

and the number 1...

 1) once an edgeguy, always an edgeguy

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