|
10) "Donuts. Is there anything they can't they do?"
9) "ohhh, but I want it now!"
8) "It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
7) "Lousy Smarch!"
6) "It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."
5) "mmmmm, unexplained bacon..."
4) "I must hurry back to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them."
3) "Butter... that... bacon..."
2) "Thanks. I'd love an omelette about now..."
and the number 1...
1) "Sheesh. Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand."
|
