10) Rocketed from the planet
9) Spotted Punisher standup while waiting for concert, wandered into Edge.
8) Was naive enough to work for food.
7) Only one at the time who could run a PC.
6) Regular customer until put "in charge" when owner had to go eat.
5) Was an FBI mole, and just stayed on after Rico trial.
4) Had to work off large debt.
3) 5 really smart South basement rats in an Edge Guy suit.
2) Couldn't stand the late returns at Blockbuster, changed careers.
and the number 1...
1) Just showed up every day and started working...