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12/06/2002

 

Top 10 Edge Guy uses for Thanksgiving leftovers


10) Started non-traditional "second" Thanksgiving.

 9) Breakfast the next day.

 8) Use at next Meatfest.

 7) Late night snacks.

 6) Donate to the South basement rats.

 5) Reclaim any sausages, toss the rest.

 4) Liquefy & store in bottles.

 3) Save in fridge for Festivus.

 2) Compress into bar form, for easy eating.

and the number 1...

 1) What's a leftover?

 

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