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07/12/2002

 

Top 10 zany schemes proposed by Edge Guys, then shot down by Steve

10) outfit an RV as a mobile Collector's Edge Comics
9)  Free Sausage Day
8)  install fire pole to get to South basement faster
7)  100% discount for Edge Guys
6)  Batvillain henchman style uniforms
5)  build heli-pad on the roof of South
4)  90% discount for Edge Guys
3)  pneumatic tubes connecting each shop
2)  let Shane live in the basement so he can be closer to work


and the number 1 ... 


1) replace Steve with a Stevebot to free up more of his time
(To which Steve sternly responded, "No, I won't be... [whirl] [click] ...doing that...")

 

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