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Yes
I DO
Want Fries With That.


Aliases:
Ronald McDonald
Name: Steve Dobrzynski
Status:
Active
Rank: Owner
Base Of Operations: Collector's Edge Comics
Recent Quote:

"Think of it as just UNUSED toilet water."

The next fast food gimmick I would push is

Combine a fast food place, a bathhouse, and a laundry mat. So I can eat like slob and get a massage while the condiment stains are washed off my shirt.


The summer blockbuster move sequel I want to see but will never get to is:

History of the World Part 2: Jews In Space.


Aliases:
Colonel Sanders, Harland David Sanders
Name: Kevin Zawicki
Status: Active
Rank: Manager - Operations
Base Of Operations: Collector's Edge Package Control
Recent Quote: "You don't really see too many vegetarian fast food places, do you?"
The next fast food gimmick I would push is
Milwaukee style hot dog. Big, polish, cheesy. With bacon. Travels in pairs.

The summer blockbuster move sequel I want to see but will never get to is:

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan II: Khan's Genesis.


Aliases:
Burger King
Name: Kurt Wood
Status: Active
Rank: Manager
Base Of Operations: Collector's Edge West
Recent Quote: "I thought The Dark Knight movie was better the 4th time I saw it."
The next fast food gimmick I would push is

The Bigger Mac, a Big Mac with a 3rd layer of grilled chicken. And a 4th layer of fish. Yes, it would have 3 middle buns.


The summer blockbuster move sequel I want to see but will never get to is:
Goonies II: Sloth Strikes Back

Aliases:
Mooby the Golden Calf
Name: Jo Schmidt
Status: Active
Rank: Manager
Base Of Operations: Collector's Edge South
Recent Quote: "Trades, we got trades."
The next fast food gimmick I would push is

The Happy Ending Meal (with toy!).


The summer blockbuster move sequel I want to see but will never get to is:

Brokerback Mountain.


Aliases:
Krustyburglar
Name: Matt Chicorel
Status: Active
Rank: Manager
Base Of Operations: Collector's Edge Comics East
Recent Quote: "I am sure he is good for it."
The next fast food gimmick I would push is

Buy 1 get 2 free.


The summer blockbuster move sequel I want to see but will never get to is:

Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season


Aliases:
The Noid
Name: Kerry Birmingham
Status:
Active
Rank: Manager
Base Of Operations: Collector's Edge North
Recent Quote:

"Kurt thought The Dark Knight movie was better the 4th time he saw it."

The next fast food gimmick I would push is

Peking Duckling McNuggets with a nice rose plum sauce.
Not fast, but "the man" can afford to give me a 3 hour lunch break.


The summer blockbuster move sequel I want to see but will never get to is:
Little Women Part Deux: The Training Bra Escapades.

Aliases:
Long John Silver
Name: John Steib
Status: Active
Rank: Senior Executive Clerk
Base Of Operations: Collector's Edge West
Recent Quote: "Kurt, I can't get out to see The Dark Knight, see it a couple times for me, will ya?"
The next fast food gimmick I would push is

Digest comic books with every kid's meal.


The summer blockbuster move sequel I want to see but will never get to is:

Shrek The Third (Dude, I haven't even had time to see the second one yet.)


Aliases:
Wendy
Name: Jasmine Schmidt (no relation to Jo Schmidt)
Status: Active
Rank: Operations Assistant
Base Of Operations: Collector's Edge Package Control
Recent Quote: "P-R-E-G-N-A-N-T"
The next fast food gimmick I would push is

I'm pregnant. P-R-E-G-N-A-N-T. I want greasy, sloppy food available 24/7. Feed me now. Get me one of Kurt's Bigger Macs, stat.


The summer blockbuster move sequel I want to see but will never get to is:

Charlie's Angels 3: Another Bosley


Aliases:
Rocky Rococo
Name: Neal Long
Status: Active
Rank: Clerk
Base Of Operations: Collector's Edge South, Collector's Edge South Basement
Recent Quote: "Wizard World was awesome."
The next fast food gimmick I would push is

The 12 inch high personal pizza pie. With bacon.


The summer blockbuster move sequel I want to see but will never get to is:

Predator 3: Dutch Lives.


Aliases:
Happy Star
Name: Jeff Wojcik
Status: Active
Rank: Clerk
Base Of Operations: Collector's Edge East
Recent Quote: "Anyway, like I was sayin', French fries is the fruit of the city. You can barbecue them, boil them, broil them, bake them, sautee them. There is, uh, French fries-kabobs, French fries Creole, French fries gumbo. Pan-fried, deep-fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple French fries, lemon French fries, coconut French fries, pepper French fries, French fries soup, French fries stew, French fries salad, French fries and potatoes, French fries burger, French fries sandwich. See?"
The next fast food gimmick I would push is

The quarter pounder French fry. Yep. One single fry that weighs a quarter pound (pre cooked weight of course).


The summer blockbuster move sequel I want to see but will never get to is:

Supersize Me Too: All Fries, This Time It Is Personal.